Granted Prayers
Nahuli ng guro ang kanyang estudyante na may kodigo.
Guro: Ano ‘to?
Estudyante: Prayer for exams po, Ma’am!
Guro: Prayer? Niloloko mo ba ako? Eh may sagot eh!
Estudyante: May sagot po? Yes! My prayers have been answered! Thank you, Lord!
Students would always find ways to get away with cheating and this is a perfect example of one. In this joke, the teacher catches the student with a list of answers under his test paper. When the teacher asks what paper is, the student tells her it’s a copy of a prayer for exams—which of course it isn’t. The teacher then tells his student that he is joking; his copy of ‘prayers for exams’ have answers to the exam itself. The student then feigns surprise and exclaims that his prayers have indeed been answered.
What a perfect way to get away with it, don’t you think?
Goldilocks vs. Red Ribbon
Q: Anu ang ayaw isuot ni Goldilocks sa buhok nya ?
A: Red Ribbon
Goldilocks and Red Ribbon are top most popular bakeshops in the country, that’s why the joke is in reference to their rivalry when it comes to business.
Parking Lot joke
boy-pwede bang manligaw?
girl-bakit? meron ka bang car? pajero, toyota, honda?
boy-ANO KA?! PARKING LOT??
a boy asks the girl he likes if he can court her. The girl weighs the decision by asking him whether he has a car and sites examples. the boy, irritated, retorts by asking if the girl is a parking lot because she’s asking for too many cars.
Erap and the beer bottle
1. How are a San Miguel beer bottle and Erap alike?
They are both empty from the neck up.
2. Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They are for those who don’t drink!
Erap and Milo
Erap was onced asked to endorse MILO as the official olympic drink. He agreed but on one condition: That no script shall be given to him because he has the best idea on how to promote the product. Everybody was a bit doubtful, but they agreed anyway, so Erap went on to conceptualize his ideas and how he would deliver his lines.
On the shooting day of the ad, Erap proudly said that his idea is simple, yet it speaks well of the product he’s endorsing. He said that he made a meaning out of the four letters of Milo. Then the long awaited lines were given:
M - Masarap na masarap ito.
I - Inumin ng nakararami.
L - Lasap na lasap ang lasa.
O - OVALTINE, THE OLYMPIC DRINK!!!!!!
