A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died…
Autopsy report:
Cause of death,
EXPIRED MILK WITH MELAMINE SUBSTANCE…
-The joke has something to do with the connection between cow’s milk and mother’s milk. In this case, since the subject is an old lady, she is compared to an expired carton of milk. The melamine is just bonus because it had been a very talked-about issue for months.
