Teacher - Who killed Ferdinand Magellan? The name starts with L and L.
Student - Lito Lapid?
Teacher - Wrong! Hint, matapang siya at walang kinatatakutan.
Student - Mam, si Loren Legarda?
Teacher - Wrong pa rin. Hint uli, inuulit kung bigkasin ang pangalan nya.
Student - Naku, si Lot-lot Mam?
-A basic lesson in history proves the students’ ignorance about the subject. When asked who killed the Spaniard who was responsible for colonizing the Philippines, the students come up with ridiculous names of people: Lito Lapid (an action star), Loren Legarda (a senator), and Lot-lot (a child star turned actress).
