CLASS: Mam and baho po dito, may umutot!
MAM: Ok class, sino man and umutot bibigyan ko ng 95 na grade.
PEDRO: Mam ako po! i-100 nyo na mam kc napatae na din po ako!
-In a classroom a student complains that it stinks and smells like someone just farted. The teacher encourages the student who farted to come clean and she will give him/her a grade of 95 for honesty. Pedro immediately comes in but requests for a grade of 100 instead of 95 because he said he also pooped a little.
