BATA: Pangit! (5x)
LALAKE: Sabihan mo pa ko ulit na pangit, papatayin kta!
…Next day…
BATA: psst!
LALAKE: ano?
BATA: alam na!
-What’s funny is not so much as the punchline as the delivery. In the pursuit of the child to torment the ugly man, he doesn’t stop even after the man threatens to kill him if he calls him ugly again. What the kid says, in order for him to carry out his mission to let the man know how ugly he is but without calling him ugly directly is tell him “alam na” or not directly translated in English, “it’s obvious!”


